Yank #1

About two weeks ago, I woke in the middle of the night to pain in my tooth. Next morning, it was pretty much gone–didn’t think much of it.

Late yesterday afternoon I started feeling it again, a little more intense. Got a headache…crashed early. Again, woke a few times during the night due to the pain. This morning, got up, ate my 4 bowls of Frosted Flakes and went on my merry way to work. The pain never went away, but I’m one to go to the doc only after it’s necessary.

So, called the dentist, or his phone-answerer gal, and told her something ain’t right. Come in at 2, she says. Long story shorter, I now have one tooth less than I did when I woke up. Pulled #1 - upper right wisdom tooth. In 6 weeks, I get to go back and get the other 3 yanked.

Save your sympathy - send me money. (!) Really, I posted this all so I could share this great Haiku:

I writhe in such pain
The dentist’s pliers glint
No longer as wise.

Thanks, Val & Matt

9 Responses to “Yank #1” »»

  1. Val
    Comment by Val | 08/01/05 at 4:33 pm

    Matt should also be thanked for the brilliance that is your dental haiku.

  2. Comment by Patrick | 08/01/05 at 5:54 pm

    Done and done.

  3. Comment by Josh Luth | 08/02/05 at 7:44 am

    I’m gonna have to throw a flag on the second line. The word “dentist’s”, by my count, is only 2 syllables, making the second line only 6 syllables long. You better give it another go.

  4. Comment by JasonK | 08/02/05 at 8:05 am

    I never thought I’d see the day of competitive haiku-ing. What a great day!

  5. m
    Comment by m | 08/02/05 at 8:19 am

    “The dentist’s pliers glinting”.

  6. Comment by Josh Luth | 08/02/05 at 8:57 am

    That’ll fix it.. good work “m”.

  7. m
    Comment by m | 08/02/05 at 11:25 am

    Hey Josh, when are you going to get a blog of your own?

  8. Comment by Josh Luth | 08/02/05 at 1:22 pm

    You sir.. are a jackass.

  9. Val
    Comment by Val | 08/02/05 at 1:23 pm

    I love haiku… and insults. Yay!

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