My wife sent me this…isn’t she great?!
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes load groan)
WIFE: […]

I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this… whether you find it true, or just want to perpetuate the fallacy.
  Man Song

About a thousand years ago, I was in college at Michigan State University. While there, I met a bunch of people … my wife(!) and the best man at my wedding among them.
My freshman year, I met some of the gals of our “sister floor”. One was Sue [last name omitted to protect […]