Marriage

My wife sent me this…isn’t she great?!

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!

WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes load groan)

WIFE: “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you play golf with her?”

HUSBAND: “I guess so.”

WIFE: “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left handed.”

WIFE: — silence —

HUSBAND: “Shit.”

thanks hun

2 Responses to “Marriage” »»

  1. m
    Comment by m | 09/28/05 at 9:34 am

    Is this a gay marriage?

  2. Comment by Patrick | 09/29/05 at 8:19 am

    Voops! Therein lies the problem of copy/paste. Thanks for pointing out my all-husband conversation there…

    That did make it either gay or mentally ill, I guess.

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