One day, while working on the property, we were minding our own business, just having a snack…

When suddenly, without any warning, a rogue Alien Box Mothership landed by our Barn and began chasing our children!

Panic and mayhem ensued! The Mothership was far too quick, and immediately swallowed up both of our children! Oh, the horror! Such torment and sadness in their little faces!

All of the adults scurried away in fear. But, with great daring, and without concern for his own safety, Lucas managed to free himself from the clutches of the evil Alien Box Mothership, and obtain his trusted Light Saber.

A great and fearsome battle raged, but Lucas never backed down. Even after losing his trusted weapon, he carried on!

Finally, after showing great bravery in the face of danger, Lucas was victorious! Saving our very lives, and that land for which we have slaved so long.

The Alien Boxes, finally defeated, quickly retreated knowing they were no match for those who inhabit this land–all thanks to a young hero wielding his trusty Light Saber!